 Match.com Blackplanet.com and my Momma plus many more agree.. the book is the shizzznit! THE NEW BOOK IS OFF THE CHAIN (that means it's good) Check out the videos below to see what you are missing..... The book is out now!!!! Ladies, half of the problem is pretending you didn't hear someone say something crazy. You laughed it off because they were cute or smelled nice. Don't date "CRAZY!!!!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntoxF7r2Y6Q Fellas, here are what some beautiful women want in a man. Pay attention!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFJYJGhJ7v8 Ladies, here's some examples of things you shouldn't say or do after SEX for the first time with a new guy.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzzFV5I-Jl4 YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ONLY KNOW SO MUCH is the most informative, funny and quick to read (because I don't know any big words, plus there are charts and quizzes) Book in the stores NOW!!! Get it for yourself or give it as a gift. www.bn.com / BORDERS/ Walden Books/ www. Amazon.com PLEASE BLAST OUT THIS EMAIL TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND PEOPLE YOU STALK. HIT ME BACK AND LET ME KNOW YOU SENT IT ALONG!!! from ya boi, Finesse Mitchell Author finessemitchell.com or myspace.com/finessemitchell2 |
Welcome to the spot. Book Tour dates are below! CHECK OUT MY MYSPACE PAGE FOR AN UPDATED CALENDAR!! About time you made it back here again. A lot has changed since I first debuted on SNL back in 2003. Like gas! Damn, it's over $3.20 now for “Regular”. I said Regular, you know the stuff you put in your lawn mower. Gas is so high nowadays; I saw the landscaping company using a pair of scissors and a giant toenail clipper to cut my yard. Wait… did I say yard? Yep folks… I bought a house in Sunny South Florida. I’m just a hop, skip, and jump down the I-95 from South Beach! But you can still run into me at my other spots in LA, ATLANTA and NEW YORK. I don’t actually have my own place in those cities, but I have really good friends that don’t mind me popping up at there door step with only a day’s notice. But enough about them!!! What’s new with me since my days at SNL are done (3 seasons seemed to just fly by…) Hmmm, well I just finished shooting my third movie called MAD MONEY starring Queen Latifah, Katie Holmes and Diane Keaton that will be out in 2008. Yep, I blessed the three Divas with a small cameo in their film since I had a tiny break in the schedule. And, they actually begged me to do more than what I did but it just wasn’t in the budget… or the script. Anyway, AND I have two more gut bustin’ comedies coming to the silver screen in the second half of 2007. Who’s Your Caddy - July 07, starring Big Boi (from Outkast, Wad-up ATL!) and The Comebacks, hits theaters October 07! SO be on the look out for that. Now also, if you haven’t heard…Finesse Mitchell (me) has been giving women relationship/dating advice in Essence magazine. I have my own monthly column called Oh, Brother! Wait. Excuse me a sec while I brush some specs of “hate dust” I felt fall on my shoulders just now. Okay, I’m back. Yes folks, apparently, I’m a hit with Essence and the column is going quite well… for now. LOL. It’s all fun and entertainment sprinkled with good sound advice for women that some may or may not agree with but…. SO. And finally, one of my biggest accomplishments that I am most proud of is…(drum roll)… I wrote a book called Your Girlfriends Only Know So Much. It’s a real book. Not a scratch and sniff book or a coloring book, or pop-up book either. But a real two hundred pag  e book. I am giving women even more of my hilarious, witty, “Un-Phil” like advice on love/dating and figuring out us BLACK MEN and I can’t wait until you read it. Hell, I can’t wait until I read it (again). It will be released November 2007 on Simon Spotlight Entertainment (the publisher of, He’s Just Not That Into You). And by the way, my stand-up comedy dvd, “SNAP FAMOUS” is STILL available online and in stores. Buy it, rent it, bootleg it. It’s all good.Well, that’s it with me people (for now). Be on the look out for me coming to your city and performing live on stage at a comedy club, theater or college near you. I AM BLESSED. And it’s not because I wait around hoping for good things to knock on my front door. I think of what I want out of life each morning. Then I get out of bed and make it happen! We all have big dreams for ourselves. Every dream that comes true starts with a plan. Every plan comes from an idea. Every idea comes from a single thought. If things are not going right for you, ask yourself what you’ve been thinking about. Damn! that’s even deeper than what you said last time Finesse.  If you want to know whether to buy that pair of skinny jeans, by all means, ask your girlfriends. But when it comes to men – ask Finesse. I AM COMING TO YOUR CITY TO PROMOTE MY NEW BOOK. BE SURE TO CHECK ME OUT AT THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS: ON SALE 11/6/07 November 6, 2007 – New York, NY Barnes & Noble (8th St.) 7pm November 8, 2007 – Atlanta, Ga Barnes & Noble (Peachtree Road) 7pm November 10, 2007 – Dallas, TX Borders (5500 Greenville Ave.) 2pm November 12, 2007 – Los Angeles, CA Eso Wan Books (4331 Degnan Blvd.) 7pm November 14, 2007 – San Francisco, CA Book Passage (51 Tamal Road) 7pm November 16, 2007 – Chicago, IL Borders (95th Street) 7pm “Sex is a really big deal for most men. The majority of us will tell you that it is among our top-three favorite things to do. Here’s the breakdown: 1) Making money 2) Having sex 3) Eating or sleeping (it’s a toss-up between these two) |
